On the Bus Dialogue

On the bus

“So that’s it, that’s what I said to him.”

“What he say to that?” said George.

“Look Fire Engine, Neh Nah, Neh Nah” said Ben.

“Yes Darling” “ Reckons it ain’t right and it shouldn’t happened.”

“So  what's gonna happen to the stuff” “Oh look Ben, Ducks!”

“Ducks, Quack, Quack, Quack Duckie.”

“Don't rightly know. Any did you hear about her at number 26?”

“Urm?”

“Look doggie, doggies playing piggy backs!”

“Go on” said George,

“Well you know she has had” Tracey Coughed “She has problems, you know getting in the club?”

“Club?”

“You know the club?”

“Club, can I go in the clubhouse? I love Mickey Mouse”

“No darling, not Mickey’s Club!” “She had problems down there after he got that, you know? What do they call it?”

“Clap?” Said George

“No, not you darling, Ben stop clapping””No but you know what I mean must ave bunged up her inside or sumthing. 5 years now and well you know...”

“We almost there, I need a wee, wee”

“Yes darling, come one quick, oh Ben it's too late”

“See ya Tracey”

“Yeah see ya next week”