Wednesday, 19 October 2016

Old Friends

Old Friends
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The sunlight shone brightly through a chink in the curtains. I hate these summer mornings, early bright sun after a late night working. Well never mind a day off today, a day of work at any rate, not that I have a quiet day. I have costumes fittings and a date with a hairdresser.
I swung my legs out of the luxury king size bed; the soft plush carpet meet my bare feet. Wriggling my toes, I smiled thinking back to the old days growing up when bare boards had greeted my toes. Now though I had luxury, only the best was good enough for me. But something was missing from my life. I felt his gentle touch against my ankle, soft teasing delicate; his neck rubbed against my ankle, his purr wishing me a good morning. Bending down I stroked Seafox behind his ear; his purr grew louder still. Always faithful, that was Seafox. I took him into my arms his soft fur brushing against my naked breasts. I really should wear a nightie to bed.
“Come on then Seafox, let's get you some breakfast”. black-cat-names.jpg

Putting Seafox on the chair by the window, I peeked out around the curtain, yep a lovely sunny day that calls for a cotton dress, but for now, a shorts and a t-shirt would do, one of the plus points about living alone. I pulled on a sports bra and pair of plain knickers and then the shorts and t-shirt that lay discarded on the floor next to the window. Running my fingers through my hair before pulling and twisting my hair back into a rough bun, securing it with an elastic.
I walked out of the room, the curtains could wait, I needed a cup of tea. I strolled out of the room and out onto the spacious landing, pausing briefly I surveyed my castle five bedrooms all en-suite, a guest bathroom, and a gym on this floor. Downstairs a large kitchen bigger than the house I grew up in I think along with three reception rooms, dining room, my study and the swimming pool of course. It seems such a waste at times, just me and Seafox rattling around I this big house, I was so pleased when I first purchased it.  My own unique house all mine, no mortgage. It feels so lonely at times, so empty, but I suppose it wa the only good thing to come from my marriage to Vic, his accident set me up for life.
“Ow Seafox, what was that for?” the pain of his bite brought me back to reality, I stroked the cat at my feet. “I know you want your breakfast, come on.” His soft purr reverberates through my hand as I stroke him.
As I scope out his cat food I hear the doorbell, damn who can that be. Carefully I peek out and see the Royal Mail van. Popping Seafox's bowl on the floor, I walk out and unlock the door.
"Morning, One to sign for," said the cheerful postman. Odd I thought not expecting anything, I sign the Postman's pod and take the small pile of post in my hand.
Closing the door, I discard the post on the hall stand before heading back to the kitchen for that cup of tea. Turning the radio on I dance around the kitchen a new record inspiring a new routine, jotting down the name I must remember to download that later, I have a costume in mind already.

Tea and toast in hand, I unlock the patio doors, before slipping out onto the cold stone patio. The warmth of the sun embracing me like a hug, I close my eyes allowing my nose to take in all the smells of the garden, the freshly cut grass, the roses around the patio, I love this time of year.  My skin tingles as I sit enjoying the fresh air, the heat of the sun.web-tea-toast-pa.jpg
The phone rings, and I dash into the house to answer it, knocking the post down as I do.  
"No I can't work today, I am busy." I shake my head, my first day of in weeks and they try and get me in.
"Yes, working on a new routine. Yes ready for Halloween."
"Great, a big show." Sounds good a gala show, running all of October with a Halloween theme. I put the phone down
Grabbing a large letter from the floor, I start to sketch a new costume. Black would be good, but not great under stage lights, charcoal, shimmery charcoal that's perfect. A witch of sorts. Shoes, no boots, lace up. Fishnets, of course, plain briefs or frilly.
Picking up the rest of the post before I wander back through the house to the patio. Frilly, with a skirt, no a bustle, perfect. A corset,  well yes of part of the uniform for me, a matching bra, maybe satin with a spider detail. Long lace gloves, fingerless I think. I look down at the sketch, a spider necklace and a pointy hat. Maybe a cauldron for a bath replacing my normal giant glass, yes that could work.
The post, God I should open the post, picking up the first letter, rubbish. I turn over the large white envelope on which I have been scribbling on, turning it over the silver special delivery sticker catches my attention. Slipping my well-manicured finger under the flap, I hastily tear open the top. Reaching in I pull out the printed paper. My chest tightens with the anticipation as I start to read. Blood rushing through my ears, my vision blurs. My mouth dry, I read it again, no it can't be, how, how is it possible. "It can't be," I say out loud answering my own question. I read it out loud hoping the words will seem different if I hear them as well as read them.
"Dear Ms Phipps, let me introduce myself my name is Mr Johnathon Sykes of Sykes and Sons. My client has instructed me to contact you in connection with the disappearance and the estate of her late husband, Mr Stuart Wall. " Stuart no, that was a name I  never thought I would have to hear again, it had been nine years, and now here he was, or at least mention of him. I picked up my cup taking a swig of cold tea, I didn’t care. He was dead, though of course only she knew that for sure, to the rest of the world he had merely disappeared, it was assumed by most that he had run off to escape the police or a gang.
I had done so much to disassociate myself from him, but now he was back.
I felt sick.



Monday, 17 October 2016

The Theft

“That's it, it's gone I have no idea where it is.  I have searched everywhere; there is no way it is here. Someone must have broken in and stolen it.”
“Really? You actually believe someone would make an effort to break in here, climb over all your stuff! And steal your homework.”
“Yes.”

It was fairly typical Monday morning; she had lost her homework, she really had, She had spent hours on that homework

Thursday, 13 October 2016

A Dull Life

A Dull Life

My life was dull, very dull. Well, I suppose I shouldn’t moan, I mean I had a roof over my head, food in the fridge, a job that paid the bills. But I wasn’t happy; I felt like a hamster stuck in its wheel, constantly stuck in a cycle. Sleep, Eat, Work, Eat, Drink, Sleep, before starting all over again and again. I had no time for me, or for love. I was lonely but so tired I didn't have time for relationships. Looking back I shouldn't have complained because my dull life was about to get interesting, very interesting.

I guess in many ways I was lucky, living in an idyllic little village. But small villages are not so great when you are young free and single, not many opportunities to meet Mr Right. My work kept me busy, working as a junior reporter on the local rag. Days interviewing old ladies about lost cats, smelly drains and stolen vegetables from allotments. Weston4.jpg

The agricultural show was the highlight of the year's calendar. It was one of the only events in the village's calendar. This year I was lucky enough to be given my own section to report on, and it was a good one too, Produce and Flowers. Okay, I know not that exciting, but one of the most prestigious categories after livestock.
Well, this is where it all started, an amazing floral display, with flowers that glowed, no I mean really glowed. At first, the judges thought it was a trick, wanted to disqualify them; it's a shame they didn't. They didn't win but did get a special certificate. My editor was thrilled with my exclusive interview Mrs Jones, she was secretive about the name of her new plant, I suspect she didn't know what it was. But she told me that her son had brought back the seeds from China. I didn't tell the editor, but she gave me some seeds, I dropped the small packet into my handbag, and I must admit forgot all about it, I didn't have time for gardening, and I certainly didn't have green fingers.
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Agricultural show over I was back to the mundane bread and butter stuff, small adds and birth announcements, school events and Women's Institute cake sales. cumber682_1129835a.jpg
While on the allotments researching a piece on gigantic cucumbers, impressive they were too a definite contender for best cucumber in the show if not a World Record. I was amazed at the lack of weeds on George's allotment; he joked that it must be a bad year for weeds as no one had any. Odd I thought, but what did I know, I couldn't even keep a houseplant alive more than a few weeks.  As I walked home I noticed that there were no weeds on the village green either, the council must be doing a good job; that was an idea for a story. I have to admit I soon forgot about the weeds and the whole weed story.
*
It was eight months since the show now. I was beginning to enjoy the company of the local young farmers, the closest the village had to an active nightlife. They were a good bunch, and I often got some interesting gossip that could lead to some half decent stories. I have to admit some of their tales were pretty gruesome, and I didn't always understand them. Talk often revolved around pest control, I'm not talking about a few flies or a house mouse, no this was rats and foxes. The odd thing was they weren't complaining now about how many they had, but how few. No one had seen a rat in months, and now foxes were getting rarer. No one knew why I did my hack bit and interviewed a few farmers and the local pest control firms all agreed that pests were becoming less and less of a problem. I wrote a piece; my editor was impressed, I was thrilled, so much so he gave me a prestige assignment. The Britain in Bloom judges were due in less than a month, everyone in the village was in a frenzy. Floral displays were springing up everywhere, in every spare corner. With Mrs Jones providing her special and much sort after plants. We ran weekly updates, with exclusive interviews, newspaper sales doubled, as people flocked to see the amazing glowing floral displays, night and day they looked amazing. Of course, the Britain in Bloom judges were very impressed, and the village won. My story was picked up by some of the nationals. Of course, the fuss soon died down, and normal life resumed, minus the rats and weeds, which of course no one missed.
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Another agricultural show came, and nearly all the local contestants had Mrs Jones special flowers, there was also another change, the vegetables were all bigger and healthier than ever before, looking back of course with no weeds and no pests they would be.
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The local convent ran a homeless shelter, an excellent one, and it was very popular with tramps travelling from all around. The nuns were lovely and looked after their visitors very well. Having been nominated for an award, I was asked to run a piece on the nuns. I was thrilled, mainly as I had heard great things about their homemade goodies, especially the cake.
Arriving at the convent, I was amazed to find beautiful glowing flowers just like Mrs Jones' but bigger and better, apparently well looked after. Sitting with the nuns, eating a delicious Victoria Sponge, made with the Nuns own jam no less. Sister Mary told me that she didn't feel they really deserved the award, as numbers were dropping. She thought maybe that the rehabilitation programme was working and that the tramps were all moving on to better things. 55.jpg
I wrote my story on the nuns and their wonderful shelter, all illustrated with photos. My article appears to have attracted more and more users; Sister Mary was thrilled.
I, however, started to get suspicious, odd things had been happening, and I was starting to put 2 and 2 together. Weeds, Rats, Foxes and now Tramps, all disappearing, yet no one seemed to bother as on the whole as generally, it was making the village a better place. Something else the village now had was flowers lots of flowers, Mrs Jones' Flowers were spreading like wildfire. At night the whole village glowed, street lights turned off, obsolete now.
I suppose it was the journalist in me, but I couldn't just sit back and enjoy the new peaceful village, don't get me wrong it was incredible, but not right. I had to find out what was going on. Was it guerrilla gardeners, rogue rodent catchers or something more sinister, I wondered if maybe the whole parish council had hired a hitman. Silly, of course, they hadn't, they struggled to agree on what colour lights they would put on the annual Christmas tree, part of my job as to attend their meetings, it generally ended up with me helping them in and out of the building. The average age of the parish council was around 96, so unlikely that they were out at night weeding and killing rats. Screenshot 2016-10-13 at 11.13.02.png
Right, Google 'Disappearing weeds'.
Oops 'Magician tries to sell weed to cop', wrong sort of weed.
'The Disappearing Dwarf', Nope wrong again.
Think I better try looking up the rat problem instead.
'Disappearing rats'.
Argh that's better results.
'Why Research Mice And Rats Are “Vanishing” Mid-Study', looking good. Oh no, it's all about laboratories misplacing their test animals, I wonder though if some got free they could carry a disease that could wipe out our local rodents. I jotted down some details for further investigation.
'Disappearing testes? Help please... - Goosemoose' Interesting hope that's about rats, maybe another day.
It was getting late so I decided to log onto Facebook, a friend request. Craig McCartney, God, I hadn't seen him in years, I accepted his request and a message popped up almost immediately.
'Hi, how are you? I saw your piece on the glowing flowers, it was great, don't suppose you know what they are?'
I clicked on his profile; Craig had always been the outdoor type; I wondered what he was doing now. Horticulture I should have known, hence the interest in the flowers. I clicked reply and started to type.
'Hi Craig, not bad, hope you are well. I see you did do horticulture then; I always knew you would work outside. I have no idea what the plants are, sorry.'
'Never mind, I'm down your way next week if you want to meet up, catch up, we could have lunch.'
I laughed to myself, Craig had always been direct, but I did like him always had a bit of a soft spot for him., and looking through his photos he was wearing pretty well. Oh single too, well a girl could look.
'Excellent, can't wait' I typed, no too keen, I deleted it and started again 'Sounds good' I sent back.
We chatted for awhile exchanged numbers ad agreed to meet in The Oxford Arms in a neighbouring village for lunch the following Thursday.
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Thursday came around quickly, and after a casual two hours selecting the perfect outfit, which then turned into a mad panic to just find anything to wear I was finally ready. Why did I feel so nervous? I was just catching up with an old friend.the-oxford-arms.jpg
Walking into The Oxford Arms, Craig spotted me instantly. He had crossed the bar and wrapped his arms around me before I had a chance to speak. I think he was pleased to see me. Craig looked great; his even tanned skin taut over his muscular arms, not the body builder type muscles, no the natural sexy kind that comes from hard work. Craig looked good, better than his photos.
Sitting in a corner, we chatted about old times, our new lives and loves, not that either of us had much success in that department, both too busy. The conversation flowed as freely as the wine, by mid afternoon we were both a bit tipsy, and definitely in no fit state to drive.
"Do you want to come back to mine?" I asked I can show you around the village then. Craig grinned I suspect he had other ideas for what to do when we got back to mine.
Jumping in a taxi, we carried on chatting as we drove through the countryside. I hadn't noticed it before, and it was Craig that first commented on it. As we passed the village marker stone, something changed.
"It's beautiful" he uttered gazing out of the window I had to admit the hedgerows and verges did look pretty good. "Can we walk from here." Craig seemed desperate to get out and look around.
"Sure" it was a nice do, and a walk might clear my head, stop me doing something stupid, which was very likely at the moment. The taxi dropped us off at the opposite end of the village to my house. Walking along the main street, Craig seemed in awe at the floral displays, all the gardens bursting with colourful flora.
"There are no weeds, nowhere, not even on the grass verges, they must have some amazing gardeners." He said. I laughed, I've not seen a weed in ages, not even in my jungle of a garden. I paused, thinking about it, my garden was no longer a jungle, yes the grass needed a cut, but that was it.
"There have been no weeds for ages, nor rats or pests. I started doing some research on it last week; I wondered if it was disease or something."

Well that was how it all started, it seems a long time ago now.





To Bee a Hero - A Radio Play



SCENE 1

MUSIC
SOUND OF STORM RAGING. QUIETER AS DOOR CREAKS OPEN FOOTSTEPS
DAMP DOG SHAKING
CHIEF FORAGER: Female
Quick you, yes you, shut that hatch.
SOUND DOOR SLAMS SHUT
Stop dripping, the boss will be round soon and you know she hates wet patches.
(Beat)
You, yes you cleaner bee mop that up
FORAGER #1: Female
It's wet out there sir, not sure we will collect much more today. (Beat)
SOUND DAMP DOG SHAKING
The rose garden is underwater, the walled garden has rivers running through it. I’m shattered.
THUD
CHIEF FORAGER: Female
Nurse bee take this bee to the sick bay, he’s exhausted and soaking wet.
SOUND OF SCUTTERING FEET
GROANS
HEAVY SLOWER FOOTSTEPS
FORAGER #2: Female
(OFF) Sir, Sir (Beat)
SOUND OF HEAVY BREATHING
Sir Armageddon is coming, floods, pestilence it's all coming. (Beat)
CHIEF FORAGER: Female
Calm down, it's only heavy rain.
FORAGER #2: Female
No its worse, far worse.
Two hives in the bottom paddock have been washed away and a third blown over. (LOW)There are casualties everywhere. In all my long life I have never seen it this bad.
CHIEF FORAGER: Female







CHIEF FORAGER (CONT’D):
Right, we need to mobilise everyone into action.
ELECTRICAL CRACKLE
(D) Attention, Attention. The severe weather is taking its toll, we need to be prepared.

(D)Builders seal the hatches, ensure the nursery and the honey reserves are safe.
(CHIEF FORAGER /CONT'D OVER)
SQUEAL IN DISTANCE
STORM NOISES LOUDER
(D) Nurses prepare the sickbay. Guards secure the hive (Beat) ensure the queen's safety. Undertakers well your all old enough to know what you need to do.
HUSHED BUZZING
CLAPPING
(D) Come along, to your duties.
HUSHED VOICES. RUSHING FEET

SCENE 2

THUNDER CRASHES
SOUND LOUD STORM RAGING FADE
FORAGER #3:
We have to get back. This storm's getting worse
FORAGER #4:
We can’t, I can hardly fly. My wings are soggy, they ache so much.
I have to rest.
THUNDER CRASHES
Argh, I hate Thunder.
FORAGER #3:
A nook in that tree, we can shelter there.
FORAGER #4:
Thank you.
WIND WHISTLING

SCENE 3

SOUND OF FRENETIC BUZZING AND ACTIVITY
FADE
QUEEN:
(OFF) What’s going on?
What’s all the noise and fuss?
DOORS OPEN AND CLOSE
BUZZING AND SCUTTLING
(CLOSE) Stop. Will somebody please tell me whats going on?
CHIEF FORAGER:
Ma’am, I was just coming to find you. The floods are coming, two other hives washed away. We need to protect you, the guards will be escorting to a place of safety. The workers will secure the hive.
QUEEN:
Thank you.
My drones?
CHIEF FORAGER:
We will do our best, the builders are securing the nursery. The Nurses preparing the sick bay. All is in order. Now please your majesty hurry, you must get to safety.

SCENE 4

SOUND OF RUNNING WATER
CREAKING WOOD
WORKER #1:
Oh what was that?

WORKER #2:
I don’t know. But I don’t like it, I don’t like it.
SOUND OF WATER GUSHING THROUGH SMALL SPACE
WORKER #1:
Whoa, we’re floating, we are we’re floating, quick we must tell the chief.

(OFF) Chief, Chief I think we are floating. We’re being washed away.
CHIEF FORAGER:
(CLOSE) What's wrong, Oh no don’t worry I can feel it.

(D) Builders, Guards Quick secure the hatches, don’t let the water in. Hold on tight for the ride of your life.
BUZZING SCREAMS AND SQUEALS
WOOD CRASHING IN WATER
RAIN AND STORM
FADE

SCENE 5

RAIN AND DISTANT THUNDER
WINGS BEATING HARD
GUARD #1:
There your majesty tuck yourself right in, you’ll be safe here in this nook, nice and dry.
QUEEN:
Thank you. (Beat)
Do you think they will be okay?
GUARD #1:
I hope so your majesty, here have some mead, it will calm your nerves.

CREAKING WOOD GUSHING WATER
BUZZING AND GASPS
QUEEN:
My goodness my hive it's turned into a boat, it's floating, floating away.
Do something.
GUARD #1:


GUARD #1 /CONT'D
It's okay Ma’am, look the hive has stuck on that table.
LAND ROVER ENGINE SPLASHING WATER
(GUARD #1 /CONT'D OVER)
And look there’s farmer he’s come to help, he’s loading the hive into his trailer.

They’re all safe.
QUEEN:
That mans a hero.
We must build a statue.
WIND AND RAIN EASING
RUSHING WATER SLOWING
BIRDS SINGING
GUARD #1
The rain has stopped, we can go home. The hive is safe there on the hill.
Are you ready to fly Ma’am?
BEATING WINGS LOW BUZZING
WATER DRAINING AWAY
QUEEN:
Oh yes, let's go home, make sure all is well.
BUZZING INTO DISTANCE

SCENE 6
LOUD BIRD SONG
FOOTSTEPS ON WOOD
FANFARE
CHIEF FORAGER:
Welcome home Ma’am. Please excuse the mess we had a few leaks, but damage control prevented us sinking, we are just cleaning up.
SWEEPING
QUEEN:
Were there casualties?
CHIEF FORAGER:
Yes Ma’am, some the nurses and undertakers are doing a wonderful job. The hives a bit damp, but we are luck, luckier than some. The farmer got here just in time.
QUEEN:
That man is a hero we must up production.
Have the builders make a wax statue of him.
I’m glad to be home.

BUZZING
HAPPY CHATTER
TITLE MUSIC

END